#helltaker shitpost

[shimmysham-art]

Funny pancake woman

[nov4-rocket5]

Does this count as RadioApple?

[Art by Vanripper]

[modeus-the-misanthrope]

Did the Fav Character Bingo that has been making the rounds in my friend group.

I am curious how many people can recognize half these characters without looking in the tags. Cause this batch of characters is ALL over the place. XD

[epic-arc]

RWBY x Helltaker Short 6

Jaune was sitting on the couch reading comics until he heard the door being kicked in and saw Neo with a mischievous smile on her face.

Neo(Modeus): AHHHHHHH!

Jaune: Ah what the hell is wrong with you?!

Neo(Modeus): SEX!!

Jaune heard what Neo had said and looked at her, who had an energetic expression almost tearing her clothes off.

Jaune: W-What?!

Neo(Modeus): SEX!!

When Jaune was going to say something, Neo would have already ripped hers own clothes and jumped on top of Jaune and the only thing that could be heard were screams and moans.

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Jaune and Winter were in bed until Winter noticed something and looked at Jaune a little worried.

Winter (Judgment): Ah jaune we have a technical problem…

Jaune would be confused and look at Winter with an expression of curiosity and confusion.

Jaune: Wait, what do you mean by a technical problem?

Winter (Judgment): Well this came loose..

Jaune: What came loose?!

Winter (Judgment): This...

Winter moved Jaune's broken leg which would make him scream loudly waking up everyone in the house.

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Weiss(Lucifer): Oh i need a spanking, I was a very bad girl today mister jaune~

Jaune was holding a small statue of a paladin while looking at Weiss in the doorway dressed like a school girl.

Jaune: I'm a paladin with 18 charisma points and 97 life points.

Jaune would hear this and look at Weiss who was biting her lip and had a mischievous expression on her face.

Weiss(Lucifer): So you better do an endurance test to see if you can last the whole night~

[robotacap]

Enforcer I can Explain

So the original idea was to make Helltaker but Risk of Rain, and it turned into this mess. I hope you enjoy!

Oh yeah, have the one without the goofy search results in the back too

[reap4k]

he kept the promise

[quartzitess]

Nine and justice just hanging out

[jeweledstone]

Oh Lordy here I go Spamtakerposting again!

After a month or two hiatus I finally got the spare time to post more of this “joke” AU I made

Based off this meme that I gave me a decent chuckle one time:

[antisocial-entomancer]

Busy drawing other stuff rn so have this sprite version instead

[greatwyrmgold]

Did Helltaker get a sequel?

? ? ?

[chronobloxxed]

𝖳𝖧𝖨𝖲 𝖨𝖲 𝖥𝖴𝖭~!

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ᯓ✦ call me PWNED! [any pronouns, pansexual]

status: HIATUS, BL0G CURRENTLY INACTIVE

i shitpost a lot on this blog lol

my art/main blog: @chronocrusaders

i write for: PHIGHTING, REGRETEVATOR, BLOCK TALES, FORSAKEN, SKULLGIRLS, HELLTAKER.

WHAT AM I WORKIN' ON?(current requests)

i write mostly fem or gn reader.

requests are currently: CLOSED!

uuuh i just write x readers. smut is ok

note: esp. if u r requesting smut,, please read my rules

[meltylcnd-nightmare]

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Daily click

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[watcher-servant]

The helltaker ladies

Good luck man

And yes Beel is involved

Give Jaune a harem (no moms or Glynda allowed, sorry)

[velvetvessel-edits]

I decided to make a Mashup Tourney roster 8ased off stuff I like

It was hard 8ut I like all of them so I take this as a success

anyway lets look at their source lists

MEGALOVANIACS

-t0by f0x, media he's c0ntributed t0, and his musical collaborat0rs

(MEGALOVANIA, A CYBER'S WORLD?, Darling Kanaya)

(OMORI, YiiK, OFF)

(Itoki Hana, James Roach, bo en)

-m0ther, and games c0nsidered quirky earthb0und inspired rpgs

(Bein' Friends, Unfounded Revenge, Giygas Appears)

(Yume Nikki, LiSA, OFF)

-undead m0nsters and killing pe0ple

(Spooky Scary Skeletons, Ghost, Thriller)

(GENOCIDE, Pumped Up Kicks, I Can't Decide)

-science, time and stupid arguments

(Weird Science, Science Blaster, Dark Darker Yet Darker)

(100 years, The Time Warp, 3AM)

(Pokemon Theme Song, Gorillaz, Ocean Man)

Veluza

-Pokemon, and other Creature Collector franchises

(VS Volo, Alola!!, MELLOMELLOID)

(Yo-kai Watch, Shin Megami Tensei, Cassette Beasts)

-Aquatic Life, Mind stuff, and Sharp Objects

(Mystery Fish, (Just a) Simple Sponge, Under The Sea)

(Psychic, The Mind ELectric, Think About You)

(Knives Out, Razor, Pokemon Sword)

-Spanish Musicians

(Enrique Iglasias, Ricky Martin, Bad Bunny)

-Songs that hurt to listen to and stuff thats easily forgettable

(Calobi Productions, Hyperpop, Ye)

(Eat It, K.O. COmputer, Idaho)

Z-Broly

-Dragon Ball and Anime Movies

(Rock The Dragon, Blizzard, Limit Break X Survivor)

(Look back, Spirited Away, Promare)

-Hard Rock and Heavy Metal

(Paranoid, Stairway to Heaven, Free Bird)

(The Call of Ktulu, Iron Man, Breaking The Law)

-Rage, Really Strong Guys, and stuff that goes hard

(I Hate Everything About You, Gohan's Anger, Angry)

(THE HERO !!, Super, Super Mario)

(Black Lagoon, Devil May Cry, Those lizards that shoot blood at people)

(YTP's and Characters regularly shitposted about

(U.N. Owen Was Her?, Richer, Fesh Pince)

(Live and Learn, Rules of Nature, Machine Love)

Nightmare Bendy

-Indie Horror, and Stuff MORO put in Indie Cross (no undertale)

(Can't Be Erased, Doki Doki Forever, Everlasting Fun)

(Shovel Knight, Cuphead, Dead Cells)

-Friday Night Funkin', It's Mods, and Stuff with Major FNF Mods (no pokemon)

(Dad Battle, 2hot, Stay Funky)

(Last Reel, Overhead, Endless)

(Madness Combat, Eddsworld, VOCALOID)

-Visual Arts, Rubberhose Artstyle, and the first half od the 20th Century

(Paint the Town Red, Drawcia Soul, Scribble Core)

(Other Friends, Peacock's Theme, Timeless River)

(Swanee, Over The Rainbow, Santa Claus is Comin' to Town)

-Religious Concepts, Machinery, and Betrayal

(Take Me To Church, Hellfire, Judas Priest)

(Rage Against The Machines, Daft Punk, Metal Gear)

(Before He Cheats, traitor, Backstabber)

Manfred von Karma

-Capcom, and any game published on the GBA or DS

(Pursuit, Central Highway, Ken's Theme)

(Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Metroid Zero Mission, Golden Sun)

(New Super Mario bros, The WOrld Ends With You, Call of Duty: Black Ops for the DS)

-Mysteries and The Legal System

(Who am I, Umineko, Do You Love Me?)

(Fuck Tha Police, I Fought The Law, Death Row)

-Final Boss Themes, Final Stage Themes, and One Off Antagonists

(Gigalomania, One Winged Angel, Throw Away Your Mask)

(Sigma's Fortress, Bowser's Road, Runnign Hell)

(Majora's Theme, In The Final, The Nymphojinn probably)

-Lies and Songs that Taze You

(Love the Way You Lie, Meet the Grahams, Five Nights at Freddy's)

(Guns n Roses, How U Feel, Shocker from Marvel)

Hunie-Pop Stars

-Kirby, and other games made by 2nd Party Nintendo Developers (no gamefreak)

(Green Greens, Roar of Dedede, C-R-O-W-N-E-D)

(HAL Laboratories, Intelligent Systems, Platinum Games)

-Hunie Games and other Dating Sims

(Sloppy Boppie, Cruise Ship, Outer Space)

(Helltaker, Monster Prom, Hush Hush)

-Dance Pop/Electropop/J-Pop

(360, levitating, California Gurls)

(TiK ToK, Telephone, Gimme More)

(LiSA, AKB48, Ado)

- Relationships, pink, and stuff that gooners have touched

(Why Can't We Be Friends, Affection Addiction, Hate You)

(Sink the Punk, Pink Floyd, Hot Pink)

(Animal Crossing, Mihoyo, Marvel Rivals)

OR3O

-OR3O, and her collaborators

(Still Dancing, Digital Hallucination, Turn It Down)

(Annapantsu, CG5, Caleb Hyles)

-Nerdcore Artists and V-Tubers

(JT Music, Freshy Kanal, The Stupendium)

(Doggy god's street, Golden Age, PSYCHO)

Desserts and things that are sweet

(Honey pie, Take Your Cake, Savory Truffle)

(Watermelon Sugar, World's End Valentine, You)

-Clovers, Reasons to Live, and Stuff OR3O has made songs for (no utdr or bendy)

(4 Leaf Clover, Crimson and Clover, Undertale Yellow)

(i love you, Cheeseburger in Paradise, Epic Rap Battles of History)

(Doki Doki Literature Club, MiSide, Chainsaw Man)

Dokapon Kingdom

-The Dokapon Franchise, and other games published or developed by Atlus

(Casino Cave, Overworld, Death Mountain)

(Catherine, Metaphor: Re Fantazio, Hello Kitty no Oshaberi Town)

-Dokapon Jobs and NPCs

(Houdini, Fullmetal Alchemist, No Heroes)

(Prince, I Am a Mole and I Live In a Hole, Doja Cat)

-Royalty, Luck, and Money

(Queen, Fallen Kingdom, Ruler of Everything)

(Lucky, Super Ego, Hard Luck)

(Gold Digger, Money Mystery Skulls, Billionare)

-High Fantasy Creatures and games that ruin friendships

(Imagine Dragons, My Fairy King, Elf Records)

(Mario Party, Jackbox, Among Us)

What do you want if you win?

-For Toby to actually acknowledge his first creation! Without me we wouldn't even be here!!!

-eh, i'll take a fancy hotdog

-f0r s0mething fun t0 happen after!

-Za!

-Power.

-THE DAMNATION OF MY CREATOR, AND AT MY OWN HANDS!

-Hm. There's nothing material you can provide someone as I that would make it worth my while. Just let it be known far and wide that the name von Karma is not to be trifled with

-I wanna be able to fuck my clients again. I get we need to have a professional relationship and all that but making a sex magnet you can't even use yourself is toooortuuuure.

-Poyo! (I think we all know what they want)

-Uh, that's kind of a loaded question. I didn't know this'd be here I'm gonna have to think on that.

-...

-I guess for Royale5 to hit it big, thats probably the right answer.

-TO GET PAID!!!! x4

[k4czka]

🍺INTRO POST🪳

Hellooo Ladies! (With dubious intent)

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Hello everyone I'm Kaczka! I have wannabe artist and regular Disturbance of the peace in my Resume.

This account will probably be mostly shitposts for fandoms I like (See list below) and occasional art posts or OC posting.

If you think I am very kek (Poggers or whatever the libs say) You should mayhaps give me a follow Me thinks. And I will take a significant amount of business months to follow you back.

Fandoms:

🔨-Manhunt 1 + 2

🎵- Saints Row 1 + 2

🪳-RE7

📖-Bully by rockstar

🪓-American Psycho

🤓-Bridge kids.

📻- Fallout

🍷- Mystery of the Druids

📋-Postal

🦷-No I'm not a human

🪖-Full metal jacket

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I will NOT follow you if you are:

🐷-Communard

🤨-Furry

🤬-Hazbin Hotel fan

👅-CHANGED or Helltaker fans.

🤱- Under 16

[mittlies]

⋆˚࿔ MITTY 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

.ᐟ She/Her⠀┆⠀20⠀┆⠀British

other blog: @m1ttlies

⤷ Animal worker & enthusiast, mother of 3 rats and a bearded dragon.

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I am so so SO new to tumblr so pls be nice!! i will totally use this to shitpost

[ DNI ]

• basic dni criteria (homophobic, etc)

• preferrably dni if you're under 17

• if ur generally just miserable or rude to people

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[ INTERESTS ]

⤷ games

omega strikers, fnaf, spiritfarer, cuphead, stardew valley, terraria, sucker for love, little big planet, sally face, little misfortune, franbow, undertale, muse dash, inscryption, little nightmares, what remains of edith finch, ddlc, terraria, missed messages, phasmophobia, soulworker, helltaker, cult of the lamb, unbeatable [white label], roblox, minecraft, poppy playtime, slime rancher, bad end theater, wadanohara and the great blue sea, league of legends, fields of mistria, vrchat, moviestarplanet, little witch in the woods, webfishing, ooblets, elden ring, skullgirls, witchspring, no straight roads, plants vs zombies, pokemon, so so many more..

⤷ shows & other

made in abyss, violet evergarden, denpa onna to seishun otoko, land of the lustrous, 100kanojo, hazbin hotel, helluva boss, adventure time, madoka magica, your lie in april, hotarubi no mori e, panty & stocking, devilman crybaby, angel beats, how to train your dragon, coraline, the amazing digital circus, nightmare before christmas, trolls, the muppets, RWBY, call of the night, interspecies reviewers, sanrio, gloomy bear, disney movies, charlotte, anohana: the flower we saw that day, me!me!me!, the promised netherland, so so many more...