#helltaker shitpost

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

An Uncle Comes to Visit

Yang: Hey Blake, what are you dancing to?

Blake is swinging her hips back and forth, Hands on her hips.

Blake: I dunno there's this music coming from somewhere, and it's really bouncy.

Weiss: Huh. I think I'm starting to hear it to.

Music starts fading in.

Jaune: Wait. I know that music.

Ruby: Really where from?

The Music is now Discernible. It's Mittsies Vitality.

Jaune: Oh no! Nononono! I'm not ready!

Pyrrha: Jaune? Whats wrong?

Nora: Yeah, you know where that music is coming From?

A deep thudding is coming come somewhere, as though someone is kicking a door down.

Jaune: It's my Uncle.

The Thudding finishes with a large crunching sound, whatever was being hammered upon finally giving out, Revealing a Tall, Broad man, in a white suit and Sunglasses.

Helltaker: WHERE'S MY NEPHEW!

[madmanwonder]

“Get on the bed now sweetheart. We are cuddling tonight.”

Beelzebub, The Queen Crimson to Izuku Midoriya

[nov4-rocket5]

Does this count as RadioApple?

[Art by Vanripper]

[epic-arc]

RWBY x Helltaker Short 6

Jaune was sitting on the couch reading comics until he heard the door being kicked in and saw Neo with a mischievous smile on her face.

Neo(Modeus): AHHHHHHH!

Jaune: Ah what the hell is wrong with you?!

Neo(Modeus): SEX!!

Jaune heard what Neo had said and looked at her, who had an energetic expression almost tearing her clothes off.

Jaune: W-What?!

Neo(Modeus): SEX!!

When Jaune was going to say something, Neo would have already ripped hers own clothes and jumped on top of Jaune and the only thing that could be heard were screams and moans.

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Jaune and Winter were in bed until Winter noticed something and looked at Jaune a little worried.

Winter (Judgment): Ah jaune we have a technical problem…

Jaune would be confused and look at Winter with an expression of curiosity and confusion.

Jaune: Wait, what do you mean by a technical problem?

Winter (Judgment): Well this came loose..

Jaune: What came loose?!

Winter (Judgment): This...

Winter moved Jaune's broken leg which would make him scream loudly waking up everyone in the house.

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Weiss(Lucifer): Oh i need a spanking, I was a very bad girl today mister jaune~

Jaune was holding a small statue of a paladin while looking at Weiss in the doorway dressed like a school girl.

Jaune: I'm a paladin with 18 charisma points and 97 life points.

Jaune would hear this and look at Weiss who was biting her lip and had a mischievous expression on her face.

Weiss(Lucifer): So you better do an endurance test to see if you can last the whole night~

[modeus-the-unbound]

Did the Fav Character Bingo that has been making the rounds in my friend group.

I am curious how many people can recognize half these characters without looking in the tags. Cause this batch of characters is ALL over the place. XD

[robotacap]

Enforcer I can Explain

So the original idea was to make Helltaker but Risk of Rain, and it turned into this mess. I hope you enjoy!

Oh yeah, have the one without the goofy search results in the back too

[reap4k]

he kept the promise

[rainbowgod666]

A ytp of Helluva boss called Helluva Drugs thats edited like the Deliver Us ytp. Its charlie wading around "hell" which is crumbling because SOMEONE (stares at mirror) decided to remove any coesion the place even remotely had in the first place. Angel Dust is trying to get something because they detoxed on accident and like, they didnt feel anything.

Also the doomslayer appears at the end, being confused as to How The Fuck did he end up in helltaker AGAIN

[jeweledstone]

Oh Lordy here I go Spamtakerposting again!

After a month or two hiatus I finally got the spare time to post more of this “joke” AU I made

Based off this meme that I gave me a decent chuckle one time:

[antisocial-entomancer]

Busy drawing other stuff rn so have this sprite version instead

[rectoon]

No

[quartzitess]

Nine and justice just hanging out

[randomsoulsposts]

I aspire to be like helltaker

To wake up one day and collect hot demons for harem

[epic-arc]

Rwby x Helltaker: Shorts 4

Jaune and Neo were walking through hell until they meet penny and jaune would approach with a smile on his face.

Penny(Azazel): Hi my name is penny! How may i be of service?

Jaune: Oh if you want we can---

Neo appears next to jaune and she would look penny up and down with a mischievous smile and then look at jaune would give a malicious giggle.

Neo(Modeus): I can think of a few ways this cutiepie can be of service to me~Hehe~

Jaune listened to that and game then grabbed neo and covered her mouth and penny just looked at it with a confused expression on her face.

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Jaune and blake were sleeping together naked after having sex and jaune would pet blake on the head until neo appears in the doorway with a smirk.

Neo(Modeus): So you are a cat person~

Jaune: Neo shut up!

Neo(Modeus): Hey,I'm not judging. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Jaune: I'M NOT DOING' WHAT I GOTTA DO!!

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Jaune was tied to the bed without his shirt on and yang would be on top of him wearing a sexual outfit and holding a ruler that would throw it to the floor shortly afterwards and would look at jaune with a malicious smile on his face.

Yang(judgment):Enough cock rating is time for the durability test!~

Jaune: Mama warned me about women like you. I was hoping she was right~

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Jaune would be in the kitchen cleaning the dishes and Ruby would walk into the kitchen and see him cleaning she would notice Jaune's body and look at his chest.

Ruby: (Cerberus): Why are your boobs so big?

Jaune: They are not boobs..

Ruby: (Cerberus): Do you need to wear a bra?

Jaune just listened and got confused so he would pick up the clean dishes and put them away and ruby ​​would follow him until he stopped and looked at her who would be looking at him smiling.

Ruby: (Cerberus): So will my boobs get as big as yours someday?

She would put her hands on her breasts holding them and jaune would see that and be blushing for such an action.

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[new-wave-gators]

my worst creation

[h3avymachin3ry]

𝖳𝖧𝖨𝖲 𝖨𝖲 𝖥𝖴𝖭~!

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